* i dont explaue
* batspaw Sunbeam is dead!
* my skelly monsters are at 10 health!
* <cough>gyroboy  
* wet and squishy
* youre an indoor 10
* uwu pure, uncut, lethal
* >!absconder, dickenfellow!<
* my crabby urchin is now a 3/3 enjoying the sea
* Thats a **BIG FISH**
* somebody needs a deck check.
* by the flames of muirgaard!
* the beast is unleashed! (puppy)
* wafers are by far the best snack.
* i like the silliness of this.
* i need a hug
* my "dont poke the bear" 1200lb hyper-intelligent bear is now sleeping and snoring. seriously. its actually annoying.
* i just want to cuddle my kitty
* red alert! heart palpitations
* something feline this way comes!
* >!a blood eagle was born!<
* out of my way, my ramrod is aiming for your library!
* i didnt forget about you, morizzle. :)
* i'm owoing this moment
* this feels good!
* it was fun as hell, until the plopdemon showed up
* get caught up in the raptor-rapture!
* i like particules
* i traded it to the narcotics instructor
* im a lovable cudlemuffin
* i have the 50 card jank deck
* 1hp left. youre in for a shitshow now.
* i have treats for the dog. have you heard of this?
* im loving the san fran vibe.
* i do my own laundry. the machine is set for delicate. for long enough to make sure the clothes are all wet. then i put it on spin.
* i have the deck of the angel of misfortune. things can only go up from here.
* what is this? why the fuck would i use this? i'm so angry!
* i'm fine. im more than fine. im effervescent fine.
* your actions are a testament to your evildoing
* quick, shoot me! or, more importantly, carve me!
* what do you mean? you wanted this, right?
* your influence is waning.
* i'm like a surfer girl. minus the girl part.
* some people are asshole. i am not. go eat some sand, asshole.
* hes actually got a magnet in his mouth. dont trust him.
* proper technique is to get the coin into the space between your elbow and the table, then pivot the coin this way and that to get it spinning, and then slide it upward like you're throwing a spinning high five
* im not driving, but if i was, i would have torn all of your limbs off by now. 
* **the horrors of the void!**
* i'm not even going to make it to the church on time, but i'm doing my damnedest to not miss the afterparty!
* im going to over-breathe on this one
* servers have feelings too. im no different.
* im going to kick your kidneys
* your mama calls you her little big man. and im happy for you. little big man.
* ive killed an army of wombats by glowing with the bright, bright light of the holy star of bullshit.
* <cough>crackers and cheese<shwah>
* i would rather a teenager get 10 years worth of heroin than one use of pot
* your shirt looks like a burlap sack full of flour
* in the distant future, a misunderstood being folded its arms